I’m so unhealthy, my parents won the Nobel Peace Prize in physics for creating a new shape.
People see me for the fuck up that I am and wonder, how? How can you remain confident when everyone including yourself knows you’re a fuck up?
The key is having no shame. You shouldn’t have to feel bad when you make a mistake then you judge you, others judge you, and you haven’t even fixed anything yet.
You know you did wrong, fix it apologize, and move on. That is what keeps the Earth rotating; shameless people fixing their mistakes and maintaining an environment of positive self-esteem.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
all that juice…
Via The Sky Moves Sideways
#sloths for the win
Via The Velveteen Palace
forever one of my favorites
Via I have never failed to feel pain.
where is the downside
"Skrillex we’re having problems with paying our taxes/debts"
"D-d-d-d-d-d-drop the rates"