birds can't smile

the only goon that got in here was the only one to get out


if I were gay, my blog would be named “take the dong way home”


i’m so sorry i ruined our future in my past


what if someone already invented a shrink ray and it malfunctioned making everything in the universe so small that it all collapsed in on itself then all that matter had nowhere to go and then the big bang happened and now here we are



chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 


Via

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

Via I have never failed to feel pain.

oh jean

(Source: oill-spill)



I love you softly.





artblackwhite:

reflection of life by imaksphoto
blackandwhite,life,light,reflection,street,water,woman


the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

image

Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

Via As Living Shuffles By

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

Via As Living Shuffles By
  • Homework: A
  • Classwork: A
  • Project: A
  • Test: F
  • Final grade: F
Via The Sky Moves Sideways

sundaze



nautical-constructs:

killa-kelly:

emilet:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

Fucking bees are the best.

Fuck yes they are.

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

(Source: 1los)


Via everybody dies famous in a small town

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